(With sincere apologies to Guru Rabindranath Tagore)

[Please use the familiar national tune and

think of the fake Gandhis when you sing.]
Garmin Gatorade Lockheed Martin
Bechtel Boeing Verizon
Pepsi Subway GTech McDonald
Dow Jones Universal Big Lots
Viacom Honeywell Yam Brands Geico
Unisys JPMorgan Textron

Trianz Stewart-Warner GE
Texas Instruments Altria e-Bay
Cargill Time Warner Growmark
JC Penney Monsanto Coca Cola Gateway
Bechtel Boeing Verizon
Fred Meyer, Fannie Mae, FreeWave
GM, GD, GCI Gap Cray!